SEVERED HORSE HEAD PILLOW™ IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
And revenge is a dish best served stuffed:
Another Kropserkel original!
A custom severed horse head pillow™ plush that is actually quite
comfortable to sleep on, albeit just a tad on the south side
of morbid.
A great conversation piece for the wannabe
wise guy who has everything, and whose wife won't let them
own a revolver. For that matter, something for the
authentic wise guy that has a job to do, but has a soft side for the well being of
animals. A great home theatre accessory as a tough guy's
Teddy bear, aimed squarely at those with a diabolically dark sense of
humor. Fans of the mob's harsh brand of communication
can now unite and rest comfortably, if not uneasily. Send
someone a message they will never forget without the risk of facing prison time for it.
Finally,
a gift you can send to your 'frienemies'.
For the recipient, there will be no misunderstanding that
you want them to get a better sleep........
A better sleep with the fishes that is. Our horse heads can be packed with a customized personal note, and shipped to anyone you think deserves one. The horse head plush™ is the perfect reminder of the
mistake they once made in wronging you, or for someone who
just needs a good shaking up.
Chomping at the bit to buy? Scroll down to order.
Everyone knows somebody that deserves one of these, and
really, at the end of the day, we're just flogging a dead
horse here anyway, so just buy one!
ACTUAL HORSE
HEAD PILLOW™ TESTIMONIALS
'T' from Newark writes: "As a local waste management consultant I have had to 'express' my discontent over situations in many ways over the years. The idea of sending a stuffed horse head not only gives the clear message at a less than 'rub-out' rate, but it also appeals to my sensibilities that 'every day is a gift'. This is one gift that I don't hesitate to give, and give every day if I must."
Tonyfrom Montana writes: "We had some problems you know. This guy, he wouldn't listen to me, so I had to cancel his contract. I didn't want more time in the can, and the feds are alway watchin' my axe, so I searched the net for a farm selling pigs that don't fly straight, and I was going to...you know -carve it up real nice and send it to him. So instead, this stuffed horse head place fixed me up and together we set things straight. Today, I'm still able to watch my pelicans from the comfort of my own tub, and the only bars I see are on my pin striped suit in the mirror."
These
are full sized horse head pillow™ plush pieces and are larger than
you might think (33 inches/84cm from nose to neck, 19
inches/48cm tall). They feature the highest quality soft, synthetic
fur and mane, felt tongues, and our signature quality workmanship. Stuffed
with non-allergenic soft polyester fiber fill, they feel
just like you would hope they would. We are also offering
these unstuffed for those who want to save on stuffing and
shipping costs. Just be thankful that we aren't having to ship
the whole horse.
HORSE
HEAD PILLOW™ PLUSH SHIPS UP TO 2 WEEKS
FROM ORDER DATE
ORDER
USA & Canada (Domestic) $45 US STUFFED version
(as shown) + ($18 US shipping USA and Canada)
Buy it now with PayPal DOMESTIC
(USA and Canada only)
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USA & Canada (Domestic)
$35 US UNSTUFFED version
(shell only, you supply your own soft polyester fiber
fill and stuff it through the concealed zipper opening)
+ ($13 US shipping USA and Canada)
Buy it now with PayPal DOMESTIC
(USA and Canada only)
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International (outside North America)................................................... $45 US STUFFED version
(as shown) + ($43 US shipping International)
Buy it now with PayPal INTERNATIONAL (outside North America)
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International (outside North America)
$35 US UNSTUFFED version
(shell
only, you supply your own soft polyester fiber fill
and stuff it through the concealed zipper opening)
(as shown) + ($32 US shipping International)
Buy it now with PayPal INTERNATIONAL (outside North America)
Media, Articles
and inspirations from the Kropserkel severed
horse head pillow™
Maxim, Playboy, and Stuff articles
2004-2005
Author Neil Gaiman: "I think my favourite moment was watching Mike open his Godfather-Horse's-Head Pillow." (see his 'reasons to be cheerful article' from December 25th, 2004)