A SEVERED HORSE HEAD IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
Revenge is a dish best served stuffed:
Another Kropserkel original!
A custom severed horse head plush that is actually quite
comfortable to sleep on, albeit just a tad on the south side
of morbid.
A great conversation piece for the wannabe
wise guy who has everything, and whose wife won't let them
own a revolver. For that matter, something for the
authentic wise guy with a soft side for the well being of
animals. A great home theatre accessory as a tough guy's
Teddy bear, aimed squarely at those with a diabolical sense of
humor. Fans of the mob's harsh brand of communication
can now unite and rest comfortably, if not uneasily. Send
someone a message they will never forget without the risk of facing prison time for it.
Finally,
a gift you can send to your 'frienemies'.
For the recipient, there will be no misunderstanding that
you want them to get a better sleep........
A better sleep with the fishes that is. Our horse heads can be packed with a customized personal note, and shipped to anyone you think deserves one.
The horse head plush is the perfect reminder of the
mistake they once made in wronging you, or for someone who
just needs a good shaking up.
Everyone knows somebody that deserves one of these, and
really, at the end of the day, we're just flogging a dead
horse here anyway, so just buy one!
These
are full sized horse head plush pieces and are larger than
you might think (33 inches[84cm] from nose to neck, 19
inches[48cm] tall). They feature the highest quality soft, synthetic
fur and mane, felt tongues, and our signature quality workmanship. Stuffed
with non-allergenic soft polyester fiber fill, they feel
just like you would hope they would. We are also offering
these unstuffed for those who want to save on stuffing and
shipping costs. Just be thankful that we aren't shipping
the whole horse.
HORSE
HEAD PLUSH SHIPS WITHIN 2 WEEKS
FROM ORDER DATE
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ORDER
USA & Canada (Domestic)
$45 US STUFFED version
(as shown) + ($17 US shipping USA and Canada)
Buy it now with PayPal DOMESTIC
(USA and Canada only)
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$35 US UNSTUFFED version
(shell only, you supply your own soft polyester fiber
fill and stuff it through the concealed zipper opening)
+ ($9 US shipping USA and Canada)
Buy it now with PayPal DOMESTIC
(USA and Canada only)
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International (outside North America)...................................................
$45 US STUFFED version
(as shown) + ($42 US shipping International)
Buy it now with PayPal INTERNATIONAL (outside North America)
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$35 US UNSTUFFED version
(shell
only, you supply your own soft polyester fiber fill
and stuff it through the concealed zipper opening)
(as shown) + ($29 US shipping International)
Buy it now with PayPal INTERNATIONAL (outside North America)
(minimum quantities apply)
CONTACT US HERE
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